Jul 10News7/10/20News7/10/20Deal Alert: An Advance Copy Of ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Is Sitting On The Tracks And The Train Is Still A Good 50 Yards Away
Jul 6News7/6/20News7/6/20Get Excited, Gamers! Activision Shot Down A French Plane Over Icelandic Waters To Start A New War To Set ‘Call Of Duty’ Games In
Jul 1News7/1/20News7/1/20Come On: Someone Just Spray-Painted ‘Gamers Rule’ On The Taj Mahal And, While We Generally Agree, It’s Pretty Messed Up To Deface A Cultural Landmark
Jun 12News6/12/20News6/12/20Brutal: Playstation Has Cancelled The Entire PS5 Game Lineup After @NicoBoy95 Commented ‘No One Cares’ On Their Livestream
Jun 10News6/10/20News6/10/20‘Banjo-Kazooie’ Fans Will Love This: This Man Threw His Bird On The Ground
Jun 9News6/9/20News6/9/20Major Hype: Gamers Have Been Divorcing Their Spouses Because They Aren’t As Beautiful As The Graphics On ‘Unreal Engine 5’
Jun 5News6/5/20News6/5/20Letdown: Naughty Dog Says They Worked So Hard On ‘The Last Of Us II’s Amazing Cutscenes, They Only Had Time To Create A Basic Word Puzzler For Gameplay
May 29News5/29/20News5/29/20Major Relief: Blizzard Has Announced That ‘Overwatch’ Players Will Be Able To Carry Over Their Unlocked Skins And Emotes Into The Afterlife
May 27News5/27/20News5/27/20Inspiring: CD Projekt Red To Immortalize Programmers Who Died Making ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ As NPCs So They Can Serve CD Projekt Forever
May 25News5/25/20News5/25/20Complete Bullshit: Designers Of This Online Shooter Made It So This Guy Died Even Though He Totally Ducked
May 20News5/20/20News5/20/20Good News, ‘Final Fantasy’ Fans: Looks Like They Made A Bunch Of Those Things
May 18News5/18/20News5/18/20Terrifying Implications: Leaked Nintendo Source Code Could Give Terrorists The Ability To Weaponize Kirby
May 13News5/13/20News5/13/20Disgusting Bigotry: The Media Is Only Blaming This Bat For Coronavirus Because He’s A Gamer
May 8News5/8/20News5/8/20Incredible Security: The Xbox Series X Will Deter Would-Be Burglars By Emitting A Rotting Crab Smell At All Times
May 4News5/4/20News5/4/20Major Relief: Microsoft Has Confirmed That The Xbox Series X Will Play Video Games
May 1News5/1/20News5/1/20Even Better Than Travis Scott: The Nephew Of An Epic Games Executive Will Be Playing Some Songs On The Oboe For Everyone In ‘Fortnite’
Apr 30News4/30/20News4/30/20Disappointing: Experts Are Now Telling Us That All The Big Kisses We Did To The TV Screen While Princess Zelda Was On Never Got Through To Her
Apr 27News4/27/20News4/27/20A Well-Deserved Break: This ER Nurse Just Finished A 15-Hour Shift And Is About To Get Destroyed In ‘Call Of Duty: Warzone’
