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DOYLESTOWN, PA—Saying they have begun to make significant headway in the case, law enforcement officials told reporters…
PUERTO BAQUERIZO MORENO, ECUADOR—Describing an astounding variety of naturalists previously unknown to science, a team…
HASTINGS, NE—Saying it was definitely not a situation to get worked up about, the nation’s wealthiest residents assured…
VATICAN CITY—Standing before his costumed congregants in St. Peter’s Basilica, Pope Francis declared, “Take this grape…
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SEATTLE—After a search for a new location lasting more than a year, a massive dome was seen descending from the sky and…
CAPE ELIZABETH, ME—In what is being described as the most ruthless act of bovine–crustacean violence in years, local…
ATLANTA—Saying there was “no escape, no escape at all” from the deadly pathogens, disheveled Centers for Disease…
WASHINGTON—While using brightly colored magic markers to write articles in a makeshift bullpen deep beneath the White…
LOS ANGELES—In an effort to provide much-needed assistance to the beleaguered terrorist organization, a charity concert…
MILWAUKEE—Saying the newly unearthed materials would help shed light on the serial killer’s extensive oeuvre, the…
EAGLE BEACH, ARUBA—As part of Barack Obama’s exclusive deal to produce original content for the streaming service,…
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