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Taylor Swift Inspires Teen To Come Out As Straight Woman Needing To Be At Center Of Gay Rights Narrative

Boeing CEO Admits Company Made Mistake By Including Automatic Self-Destruct Function On All 737 Max Planes

Dark, Sinister Underbelly Of Small Suburban Town Turns Out To Just Be Heroin Again

‘That’s It? What The Heck Was That?’ Says Dad In Scorched-Earth Review Of Movie You Suggested Family Watch Together

Veteran Kind Of Surprised Killing All Those People Didn’t Give Him Even A Little PTSD

Every Picture On Man’s Tinder Clearly From Same Event Where He Dressed Up

Krill-Eating Whale Too Fucking Cowardly To Prey On Something Its Own Size

Huckabee Sanders Tells Colleagues She’s Taking Temporary Post As Google CEO Before Transitioning Into Full-Time Role As Sultan Of Brunei

Blizzard Bringing Back Original ‘World Of Warcraft’ So Thousands Of Gamers Can Relive Most Depressing Era Of Their Lives

‘One Day This Will All Be Yours,’ Says Buzz Aldrin While Showing Great-Grandson Around Moon

Report: Make It Stop

New Study Finds Humans Could Lose Vestigial Heads In Less Than 100 Years

Man Annoyed At Being Mistaken For Employee Just Because He Driving Forklift Through Store

DNC Committee Throws Bound Jay Inslee Onto Melting Iceberg Before Pushing Him Out To Sea

Kellyanne Conway Decides To Lie Low Until Rule Of Law Dies Down

Thursday 5:03PM

Zach Braff, Alyssa Milano Call Out Trump For Far More Effectively Pivoting To Politics To Save Floundering Career

Thursday 3:49PM

Report: U.S. Death Rates From Drugs, Suicide, And Alcohol Have Greatly Increased, But Not In A Cool Rock And Roll Way

Thursday 2:56PM

Sun Thought Pasty Fuck Learned His Lesson Last Summer

Thursday 2:13PM

Atlantic Records Sends Cease-And-Desist Order To Woman Using Lizzo’s ‘Juice’ As Her Personal Anthem

Thursday 12:42PM

USDA Secretary Rings Nationwide Dinner Bell For Y’all To Get In Here

Thursday 11:24AM

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