Sep 29
BUCKEYE, AZ—Announcing during the presidential debate that he had made up his mind about who to support in the…
Sep 29
CLEVELAND—Letting out a forced gasp at the phony mugging, President Donald Trump stoked fears surrounding crime…
Sep 29
SANTA ROSA, CA—Reminding the public that “an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure,” the California…
Sep 29
WASHINGTON—Unveiling a plan to enjoy a few minutes to themselves before diving back in, the nation’s populace…
Sep 29
DORMONT, PA—Emphasizing that she loved each of her seven grandchildren equally, local grandmother Esther Horn was…
Sep 28
WASHINGTON—Observing that scripture calls upon the faithful to care for the downtrodden and dispossessed, top GOP…
Sep 28
DULUTH, ID—Throwing open drawers and tossing the entire contents on the floor as part of her desperate search, local…
Sep 28
WASHINGTON—Accusing their Democratic opponents of using coded language to stir up prejudice among the electorate,…
Sep 28
LOWELL TOWNSHIP—Announcing their longstanding policy of keeping to themselves mostly, local townspeople declared…
Sep 28
WASHINGTON—Insisting it was the tech giant’s civic duty to cooperate with authorities in such matters, the Federal…
Sep 28
WILMINGTON, DE—In an effort to improve outreach ahead of the upcoming presidential election, the Joe Biden campaign…
Sep 25
WASHINGTON—Questioning the former vice president’s preparedness for the nation’s highest office, CNN reporter Jim…
Sep 25
WASHINGTON—In an effort to boost campaign contributions before election day, Tom Perez warned Friday that he will…
Sep 25
IPSWICH, MA—In an effort to restore the rule of law, Attorney General Bill Barr declared Ipswich Middle School an…
Sep 25
ALEXANDRIA, VA—Feeling overtaxed from all the ways the Covid-19 pandemic had impacted her life, local 34-year-old…
Sep 25
WASHINGTON—Declaring that the party’s rhetoric around the upcoming election was way out of line, Fox News pundits …
Sep 24
NEW YORK—Citing high operating costs and a continued industry trend away from physical media, the founders and…
Sep 24
Undecided Voter Silently Crouching Inside Drain Pipe As Convoy Of Political Analysts Passes Overhead
CANTON, OH—In an effort to conceal himself from sight, local undecided voter Jeff McNealy reportedly crouched inside…
Sep 23
WASHINGTON—Frantically scouring textbooks to find sections in need of revision, members of President Donald Trump’s…
Sep 23
SUMMER LAKE, OR—Saying the blazing orange hues always put him in a certain autumnal state of mind, local hiker Jeff…