CAMBRIDGE, MA—Citing the gesture as a “best practice shared across the nation’s highest-morale offices,” researchers at…
WASHINGTON—In an effort to curb the skyrocketing mole populations, officials at the U.S. Department of the Interior…
WASHINGTON—Emphasizing that the practice was neither sterile nor sanitary, American Red Cross officials issued a…
NEW YORK—Turning to the public in their search for possible leads, CNN set up a 24-hour anonymous tip line Thursday in…
WASHINGTON—Saying that enough time had passed for them to be willing to try again, the U.S. populace announced Thursday…
CLEVELAND, OH—Expressing regret after being misled by the ruthless stunt, the Rock & Rock Hall of Fame rescinded the…
WASHINGTON—Celebrating and commemorating the myriad contributions of previously overlooked heroes, the Smithsonian…
LONDON—Following wide-ranging criticism of the embattled prime minister’s handling of Brexit negotiations, Theresa May…
PUTNEY, VT—Claiming past experiences taught him to be prepared for sudden displays of vitality, mortician Radiston…
ARLINGTON, VA—In recognition of the brave and altruistic Americans who risk their health and safety for the greater…
WASHINGTON—Citing your faux pas as the catalyst for several meaningful friendships, a new report published Wednesday by…
CAMDEN, NJ—Touting the device’s ability to open nasal passages and fill the air with warm, red mist, Campbell’s…
NEW YORK—Following sentencing for his role in a hush-money scandal, Michael Cohen was granted a prison work release for…
NEW YORK—After receiving a three-year sentence in a federal penitentiary for tax evasion, campaign finance violations,…
WASHINGTON—Marking the end of the longest tenure of any Republican senator in U.S. history, Orrin Hatch (R-UT)…
VATICAN CITY—Packing the cobblestone streets and clad in prosthetic beards, sandals, and crowns of thorns, thousands of…
SINGAPORE—Locked as they were in a deadly, high-stakes game of cat and mouse, patrons of the Marina Bay Sands Casino…
NORMAN, OK—Claiming that the average person needs to just man the fuck up and do it already, frat nutritionists…
WASHINGTON—According to a study published Tuesday by the American Institute of Health, the average American experiences…
WASHINGTON—In a stirring defense of his administration’s commitment toward border security, President Trump claimed…
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