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LOS ANGELES—Noting that it had been a difficult but ultimately rewarding decision, Ellen DeGeneres announced to her…
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CHICAGO—Fondly reminiscing on the decades he’d spent wasting away at the same thankless job, employees at Venture…
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GAZA, PALESTINE—Attempting to find some solace in an otherwise trying situation, the Al-Natshehs, a Palestinian…
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CALDWELL, ID—Frustrated by her complete lack of initiative in developing their relationship, the parents of local…
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WASHINGTON—Admitting they had grown to really miss the tech entrepreneur over the past decade, the nation wondered…
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WASHINGTON—In an attempt to address persistent hesitancy about being inoculated, the White House announced a new…
May 11
TOKYO—Saying that he had done his own research but wanted to get a real local’s point of view, newly appointed U.S.…
May 11
BLOOMINGTON, MN—Inviting customers to update their look with the season’s latest hack jobs, Great Clips introduced a…
May 11
BAB EDH-DHRA, JORDAN—Upending long-held theological notions about how the famous biblical cities met their end, new…
May 11
ATLANTA—Noting the event had caused her to rethink the chronology of her entire life, local woman Jessica Landis…
May 10
WASHINGTON—With GOP membership rolls completely empty, leading conservatives reportedly began to panic Monday after…
May 10
NEW YORK—Accusing educators of brainwashing children with a liberal agenda of barnyard sounds, conservative pundits…
May 10
May 10
PLANO, TX—Calling the decision “the best move for all involved,” Ruffles announced at a press conference Monday that…
May 10
PALMERTON, PA—Bemoaning that he had never gotten his hair to look quite that good again, local man Devin Levine told…
May 7
LAUSANNE, SWITZERLAND—Gearing up for the Tokyo Games after a yearlong delay due to Covid-19, a group of gasping,…
May 7
AUSTIN, TX—In an attempt to keep the occasion low-key, local woman Amanda Suleman told reporters Friday that she was…
May 7
COLUMBUS, OH—Stressing that the powerful jet of red fluid emitting from her genitals was nothing to be embarrassed…
May 7
NEW YORK—Adding to a growing body of evidence in support of the approach, Columbia University psychiatrists…