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Jul 10News in Brief7/10/20News in Brief7/10/20Silicon Valley Billionaires Unveil Diversity Initiative To Replace 60% Of Own Blood With Transfusion From Young People Of Color
Jul 9News in Brief7/9/20News in Brief7/9/20Johnny Depp Interrupts Libel Case To Duck Behind Witness Stand, Pop Up In Judge’s Robes Banging Oversized Gavel
Jul 9News in Brief7/9/20News in Brief7/9/20Teen Who Died From Coronavirus Probably Had Undiagnosed Old Age
Jul 9News in Brief7/9/20News in Brief7/9/20Panicking Professional Poker Player Suddenly Can’t Remember Whether Ace Is Better Than King
Jul 8News in Brief7/8/20News in Brief7/8/20Corrupt Policeman Worried About Working With Partner Who Has Never Once Taken Bribe
Jul 8News in Brief7/8/20News in Brief7/8/20Man Somehow Able To Muster Strength To Fold Laundry Without Listening To Podcast
Jul 8News in Brief7/8/20News in Brief7/8/20‘I Want You To Love Again One Day,’ Whispers Dying Man Clearly Overestimating Amount Of Grief Wife Will Experience
Jul 7News in Brief7/7/20News in Brief7/7/20Freshman Who Would Have Fallen Through Dorm Window First Weekend Sad To Miss Out On College Experience
Jul 7News in Brief7/7/20News in Brief7/7/20Fox Criticized For Cropping Epstein Party Photo To Remove Killer Buffet Spread
Jul 7News in Brief7/7/20News in Brief7/7/20Fly Thinks Back Fondly On Time It Got To Perch On Popsicle Stick For Few Seconds
Jul 7News in Brief7/7/20News in Brief7/7/20Consulting Firm Recommends Keeping Consulting Firm On For 6 More Months
Jul 6News in Brief7/6/20News in Brief7/6/20Trump Slaughters Dozens Of American Troops In Hopes Of Cashing In On Russian Bounties
Jul 6News in Brief7/6/20News in Brief7/6/20Researchers Warn Coronavirus May Use Propeller Hat To Stay Airborne
Jul 6News in Brief7/6/20News in Brief7/6/20FBI Agent Desperately Trying To Remember Why They Have File On Eugene Levy Again
Jul 6News in Brief7/6/20News in Brief7/6/20Yeah, Yeah, Nation Gets It, We Rapidly Approaching End Of Critical Window To Avert Climate Collapse Or Whatever
Jul 4News in Brief7/4/20News in Brief7/4/20Man Doing Whippet While Setting Off M-80 In Woods Behind Hardee’s Takes Moment To Reflect On How Promise Of Freedom Yet Unfulfilled
