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Huckabee Sanders Tells Colleagues She’s Taking Temporary Post As Google CEO Before Transitioning Into Full-Time Role As Sultan Of Brunei

Blizzard Bringing Back Original ‘World Of Warcraft’ So Thousands Of Gamers Can Relive Most Depressing Era Of Their Lives

‘One Day This Will All Be Yours,’ Says Buzz Aldrin While Showing Great-Grandson Around Moon

Report: Make It Stop

New Study Finds Humans Could Lose Vestigial Heads In Less Than 100 Years

Man Annoyed At Being Mistaken For Employee Just Because He Driving Forklift Through Store

DNC Committee Throws Bound Jay Inslee Onto Melting Iceberg Before Pushing Him Out To Sea

Kellyanne Conway Decides To Lie Low Until Rule Of Law Dies Down

Thursday 5:03PM

Zach Braff, Alyssa Milano Call Out Trump For Far More Effectively Pivoting To Politics To Save Floundering Career

Thursday 3:49PM

Report: U.S. Death Rates From Drugs, Suicide, And Alcohol Have Greatly Increased, But Not In A Cool Rock And Roll Way

Thursday 2:56PM

Sun Thought Pasty Fuck Learned His Lesson Last Summer

Thursday 2:13PM

Atlantic Records Sends Cease-And-Desist Order To Woman Using Lizzo’s ‘Juice’ As Her Personal Anthem

Thursday 12:42PM

USDA Secretary Rings Nationwide Dinner Bell For Y’all To Get In Here

Thursday 11:24AM

Pence Visits Conversion Therapist For Routine Gay-Preventative Checkup

Thursday 8:43AM

Area Pedestrian Obsessed With Crossing The Street

Wednesday 3:19PM

Deepfake Video Of Mark Zuckerberg Barely Good Enough To Masturbate To

Wednesday 1:31PM

Panicking Taylor Swift Realizes It Too Late To Call Off Assassination After Katy Perry Makes Peace Offering

Wednesday 12:06PM

Serial Killer Clearly Gunning For ‘Parking Lot Butcher’ Nickname

Wednesday 9:00AM

American Museum Of Natural History Acquires Rare Third-Grader Separated From Group On Class Trip

Wednesday 8:00AM

Evangelical Church Strips Away All The Frills And Pomp Of Catholic Molestation

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