Golden Retriever Mauls 5 In Huge Victory For Pitbull ApologistsYesterday 3:24pmEditSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
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L.A. Fitness Announces Plan To Close All Locations For 30-Minute, High-Intensity Diversity TrainingYesterday 12:06pmEditSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
Shy Balloon Spends Entire Party Floating In Back Corner Of Room By ItselfWednesday 2:34pmEditSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
Barbara Bush Passes Away Surrounded By Loved Ones, JebWednesday 10:34amEditSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
New Employee Doesn't Understand That's Where Zack SitsWednesday 9:35amEditSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
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Kendrick Lamar Becomes First Rapper To Win Pulitzer Prize For Editorial CartooningTuesday 3:30pmEditSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
Mueller Combs Through Dozens Of Damning White House Emails He Was Accidentally CC’d OnTuesday 2:26pmEditSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
Half-Empty Bottle Of Colt 45 Left On Church Steps Must Be Offering To GodTuesday 1:27pmEditSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
Comey: ‘What Can I Say, I’m Just A Catty Bitch From New Jersey And I Live For Drama’Monday 11:58amEditSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
Scott Pruitt Defends Use Of 1st Armored Division For Trip To Dry-Cleaner4/13/18 7:30amEditSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
Bolton: ‘We Will Not Be Drawn Into A Lengthy Ground War In Syria—Although, Saying It Out Loud, That Sounds Incredible’4/12/18 3:49pmEditSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
Entitled Deadbeat Finally Breaks Out Of 20-Year Cycle Of Government Dependency4/11/18 2:38pmEditSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
Dozens Of Black-Rubber-Clad Masochists Line Up Outside Capitol For Paul Ryan's Job4/11/18 1:49pmEditSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
Mark Zuckerberg Cited For Contempt Of Congress After Refusing To Shut The Fuck Up About How He Started Company In Dorm Room4/11/18 11:35amEditSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
TempuraPedic Unveils New Line Of Extra-Crispy, Deep-Fried Mattresses4/11/18 11:35amEditSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
Man With Backed-Up Shower Drain Enjoys Luxurious Foot Soak4/11/18 11:09amEditSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
