Obama Endorses Not Doing Goddamn Thing To Fix Illinois In MidtermsToday 10:52amEditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
Melania Trump: ‘My Fat Piece-Of-Shit Husband Who Should Go Kill Himself Needs To Stop Bullying People Online’Yesterday 4:52pmEditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
Lunch Place Uses Way Too Much Mayo In Fruit SaladYesterday 12:00pmEditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
Law School Applications Increase Upon Realization That Any Fucking Idiot Can Be LawyerYesterday 11:36amEditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
Penny Not So Lucky For Tortured Soul Of Lincoln Trapped InsideYesterday 9:44amEditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
Fox News Apologizes For Mistaking Patti LaBelle For Aretha FranklinThursday 5:48pmEditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
White House Honors Aretha Franklin By Not Releasing Official Statement On Her DeathThursday 2:13pmEditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
Ice In Urinal Just Cherry On Top For Man Who Came To Club To Drink PissThursday 9:46amEditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
Fantasizing Priest Accidentally Turns Communion Wafer Into Body Of Altar Boy8/15/18 11:13amEditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
Trump Slammed For Signing John McCain Defense Bill Without Praising How Many People It Will Kill8/14/18 12:52pmEditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Unable To Answer Any Questions About Administration After Signing Non-Disclosure Agreement8/14/18 11:12amEditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
Unhinged Man With Jackhammer Slips Into Construction Site Undetected8/13/18 3:32pmEditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
Rudy Giuliani Backtracks On Previous Statements Referring To 9/11 As Tragedy8/13/18 3:06pmEditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
Crestfallen ‘Unite The Right’ Organizer Eats Swastika Cake Alone After No One Shows Up To His Rally8/13/18 1:49pmEditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
30-Year-Old Loser Still Hanging Around Teen Choice Awards8/13/18 11:26amEditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
Calumet Farms Unveils New Tandem Horse For Couples Riding8/10/18 11:25amEditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
Elderly Woman Spends Day In Park Feeding Pigeons Dismembered Husband8/10/18 9:37amEditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
Giuliani Puts Odds Of Trump-Mueller Interview At 50-658/09/18 5:02pmEditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteGo to permalink
