Nov 12News In Photos11/12/20News In Photos11/12/20Sweating, Pantsless Giuliani Emerges From Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier
Nov 12News In Photos11/12/20News In Photos11/12/20Covid Patient Told To Go Throw Himself On Body Pile Until Hospital Bed Freed Up
Nov 9News In Photos11/9/20News In Photos11/9/20Trump Claims Over 70 Million Biden Votes Came From People Who Should Be Dead
Nov 7News In Photos11/7/20News In Photos11/7/20Emotional Melania Slowly Mixes Cyanide Into Son's Morning Oatmeal
Nov 6News In Photos11/6/20News In Photos11/6/20TV Networks Cut Away From Trump After He Starts Lying 4 Years Ago
Nov 5News In Photos11/5/20News In Photos11/5/20Trump Knocks Self Out After Running Headfirst Into Vote-Counting Facility Glass Doors
Nov 5News In Photos11/5/20News In Photos11/5/20Conservatives Outraged After Finding Hundreds Of Votes For Trump Spray-Painted On Jewish Graves
Nov 5News In Photos11/5/20News In Photos11/5/20CNN Production Assistant Dutifully Shoots Another Round Of Uppers Into Wolf Blitzer’s Butt Cheek
Nov 3News In Photos11/3/20News In Photos11/3/20Seizures Induced In Millions Of Americans As CNN Map Strobes Wildly Between Blue And Red
Nov 3News In Photos11/3/20News In Photos11/3/20Nation’s Poll Workers Whip Teams Of Oxen Pulling Wooden Gears To Process Ballots
Nov 3News In Photos11/3/20News In Photos11/3/20Confused Man Obsessively Refreshing Ted Danson’s IMDB Page
Nov 3News In Photos11/3/20News In Photos11/3/20‘Not So Fast,’ Says Poll Watcher's Voice Echoing From Inside Ballot Box
Nov 2News In Photos11/2/20News In Photos11/2/20‘I Knew They’d Come Back For Us,’ Say Trump Rally Attendees As Cloaked Figure Beckons Them Toward The Darkness
Nov 2News In Photos11/2/20News In Photos11/2/20Trump Makes Last-Minute Campaign Stop To Rally Voters On Supreme Court
Nov 2News In Photos11/2/20News In Photos11/2/20‘I Am A Serial Rapist,’ Announces Trump In Final Pitch Before Election
Nov 2News In Photos11/2/20News In Photos11/2/20‘See, I Clean Up Nice,’ Announces Ugly, Dirty Man In Suit
Nov 2News In Photos11/2/20News In Photos11/2/20Cross Section Of Tree Suggests It May Have Gone Through Psychedelic Period During ’60s
Oct 30News In Photos10/30/20News In Photos10/30/20Georgia Resident Still In Line To Vote Happy She At Least Has Nice View Of The Gateway Arch
