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10/23/14

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News With Video10/23/14

News With Video10/23/14

Greyhound Now Offering Premium Upgrade To Slightly Less Disgusting Seats

10/23/14

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News With Video10/23/14

News With Video10/23/14

Report: Slamming Boss Against Wall, Shouting ‘Cash! I Need More Cash!’ Still Leading Tactic For Securing Raise

10/9/14

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News With Video10/9/14

News With Video10/9/14

Report: Many Companies Now Offering Women Permanent, Unpaid Maternity Leave

9/8/14

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News With Video9/8/14

Teacher Who Learns More From Her Students Than She Teaches Them Fired

9/4/14

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News With Video9/4/14

Child Development Experts Say Boys Not Fully Mature Until Avenging Father’s Murder

8/21/14

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News With Video8/21/14

Salt Lake City Hoping To Boost Tourism By Reminding Visitors They’re Free To Leave At Any Time

7/31/14

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News With Video7/31/14

News With Video7/31/14

Maybelline Introduces New Ideal-Woman Rubber Mask To Use In Place Of Makeup

7/24/14

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News With Video7/24/14

Doctors Say Average Heart Attack Victim Doesn’t Clutch At Chest Nearly Dramatically Enough

6/27/14

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News With Video6/27/14

News With Video6/27/14

Report: 76% Of Sleepaway Campers’ Parents Beginning Trial Separation

6/26/14

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News With Video6/26/14

News With Video6/26/14

This Minnesota State Museum’s Final Offer To Owner Of Couch From ‘Mary Tyler Moore’ Set

6/20/14

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News With Video6/20/14

News With Video6/20/14

Last-Ditch Dating Website Simply Asks Users To Check ‘Yes’ If They Have Open Sores

6/19/14

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News With Video6/19/14

News With Video6/19/14

Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine

6/12/14

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News With Video6/12/14

News With Video6/12/14

Nation’s Blakes Cruise Easily Through Lifeguard Tryouts

6/4/14

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News With Video6/4/14

Bounty Launches Beginner Series For People New To Paper Towels

5/15/14

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News With Video5/15/14

News With Video5/15/14

High School Student, Teacher Applying For Same Summer Waitressing Job

5/8/14

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News With Video5/8/14

News With Video5/8/14

Study: Most Serial Killers Did Not Receive Toy Every Time They Went To Store As Kids

5/2/14

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News With Video5/2/14

Kay Jewelers Recalls 2 Million Cursed Wedding Rings

4/24/14

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News With Video4/24/14

Small Business Still Manages To Mistreat Workers Like Large Corporate Chain

4/15/14

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News With Video4/15/14

News With Video4/15/14

Doctor Recalls Average-Looking Sibling Who Inspired Him To Go Into Cosmetic Surgery

4/9/14

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News With Video4/9/14

News With Video4/9/14

Couple Keeps It Interesting By Bickering In Different Positions, Rooms

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