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7/12/19

10:08 AM

Onion Magazine7/12/19

Onion Magazine7/12/19

I’m Pregnant And You’re The Father

6/28/19

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Onion Magazine6/28/19

Onion Magazine6/28/19

Here’s The Wi-Fi And Password. Let Us Know If It Doesn’t Work For Whatever Reason

6/21/19

9:45 AM

Onion Magazine6/21/19

Onion Magazine6/21/19

Get Down And Blog The Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson Way!

6/14/19

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Onion Magazine6/14/19

Onion Magazine6/14/19

803 Years, 803 Memories: Bon Jovi Looks Back At The Magna Carta

6/7/19

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Onion Magazine6/7/19

Onion Magazine6/7/19

We Gave This Homeless Man A Haircut And A New Wardrobe And Now He Really Seems Out Of Place At The Shelter

5/31/19

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Onion Magazine5/31/19

Onion Magazine5/31/19

Let’s Hear It For Caulk!

5/23/19

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Onion Magazine5/23/19

Onion Magazine5/23/19

A Country Divided: The Onion Takes An In-Depth Look At How State Boundaries Work

2/8/19

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Onion Magazine2/8/19

Onion Magazine2/8/19

We Predict Who Will Watch The Grammys This Sunday

1/25/19

9:55 AM

Onion Magazine1/25/19

Onion Magazine1/25/19

We Sat Down With 10 Doctors And Asked, Is It Cancer? Oh God, It’s Cancer, Isn’t It?

1/18/19

9:29 AM

Onion Magazine1/18/19

Onion Magazine1/18/19

Ready For Her Close-Up: This Actress Is Ready For Her Close-Up

12/28/18

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Onion Magazine12/28/18

Onion Magazine12/28/18

Remembering Michael Caine: Not Dead Yet, But It’s Still Nice To Be Thought About From Time To Time

12/7/18

10:38 AM

Onion Magazine12/7/18

Onion Magazine12/7/18

The Swimsuit Issue

11/30/18

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Onion Magazine11/30/18

Onion Magazine11/30/18

In High School They Called Him ‘Hog Fucker.’ Now He Fucks Hogs For The Stars.

11/23/18

11:08 AM

Onion Magazine11/23/18

Onion Magazine11/23/18

Could Winning The House And 7 Governorships Spell The End Of The Democratic Party?

11/16/18

10:48 AM

Onion Magazine11/16/18

Onion Magazine11/16/18

Let’s Fuck Already! Our Horniest Issue Yet

11/9/18

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Onion Magazine11/9/18

Onion Magazine11/9/18

He Was The Darling Of The Festival Circuit. He Dominated Awards Season. He Had One Of The Biggest Production Companies In The World. Why One Man Decided To Walk Away From It All

11/2/18

11:38 AM

Onion Magazine11/2/18

Onion Magazine11/2/18

The Nation’s Most Picturesque Landscapers

10/26/18

10:59 AM

Onion Magazine10/26/18

Onion Magazine10/26/18

The School Bus: Is It Coming For Our Kids?

10/19/18

2:41 PM

Onion Magazine10/19/18

Onion Magazine10/19/18

These Rival Gang Members Came Together To Help Build A Community Playground To Fight Over

10/12/18

1:31 PM

Onion Magazine10/12/18

Onion Magazine10/12/18

This Bitter Couple Tells Us The Secret To A 3-Year, 5-Month, And 2-Week Marriage

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