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Apr 1

Onion Magazine4/1/21

Spain: Kind Of Lost Touch With Them Over The Years, But We Hope Everything’s Going Well

Onion Magazine4/1/21

Spain: Kind Of Lost Touch With Them Over The Years, But We Hope Everything’s Going Well

Mar 25

Onion Magazine3/25/21

Skate-Shoving: The Dangerous Teen Trend We’re Trying To Get Going

Onion Magazine3/25/21

Skate-Shoving: The Dangerous Teen Trend We’re Trying To Get Going

Mar 18

Onion Magazine3/18/21

Send Us Your Stimulus Checks For A Chance To Win $1,000

Onion Magazine3/18/21

Send Us Your Stimulus Checks For A Chance To Win $1,000

Feb 25

Onion Magazine2/25/21

This Murderer Was Released From Prison Or Something, We Don’t Remember. We’ve Got A Lot Going On In Our Personal Lives, So Some Things Just Get Sort Of Jumbled Sometimes, Sorry

Onion Magazine2/25/21

This Murderer Was Released From Prison Or Something, We Don’t Remember. We’ve Got A Lot Going On In Our Personal Lives, So Some Things Just Get Sort Of Jumbled Sometimes, Sorry

Feb 18

Onion Magazine2/18/21

The History Of Sex: How A Small-Town Connecticut Tradition Blew Up Into An International Pastime

Onion Magazine2/18/21

The History Of Sex: How A Small-Town Connecticut Tradition Blew Up Into An International Pastime

Feb 11

Onion Magazine2/11/21

John Krasinski And Emily Blunt: Their Tips For A Successful Marriage, Debunked

Onion Magazine2/11/21

John Krasinski And Emily Blunt: Their Tips For A Successful Marriage, Debunked

Feb 4

Onion Magazine2/4/21

Honey Roasted Pistachios: How Benito Mussolini’s Favorite Snack Escaped Justice—Until Now

Onion Magazine2/4/21

Honey Roasted Pistachios: How Benito Mussolini’s Favorite Snack Escaped Justice—Until Now

Oct 15

Onion Magazine10/15/20

You May Use This Cover As Scratch Paper. It Will Not Be Scored.

Onion Magazine10/15/20

You May Use This Cover As Scratch Paper. It Will Not Be Scored.

Oct 8

Onion Magazine10/8/20

The Curse Of Braganzas: How The Fury Of An Ancient Monarch Could Put Iowa In Play For Democrats

Onion Magazine10/8/20

The Curse Of Braganzas: How The Fury Of An Ancient Monarch Could Put Iowa In Play For Democrats

Oct 1

Onion Magazine10/1/20

A United Italy: Could It Happen, And If It Already Did, Why Didn’t They Feel Comfortable Telling Us?

Onion Magazine10/1/20

A United Italy: Could It Happen, And If It Already Did, Why Didn’t They Feel Comfortable Telling Us?

Sep 24

Onion Magazine9/24/20

Did You Hear That? Was That Thunder? We Think It Might Have Been Thunder.

Onion Magazine9/24/20

Did You Hear That? Was That Thunder? We Think It Might Have Been Thunder.

Sep 17

Onion Magazine9/17/20

George Orwell: 70 Years Later, His Sumptuous No-Bake Brownies Recipe Takes On New Urgency

Onion Magazine9/17/20

George Orwell: 70 Years Later, His Sumptuous No-Bake Brownies Recipe Takes On New Urgency

Sep 10

Onion Magazine9/10/20

This Ad For Nissan Was So Good, We Figured It Deserved The Cover Spot

Onion Magazine9/10/20

This Ad For Nissan Was So Good, We Figured It Deserved The Cover Spot

Sep 3

Onion Magazine9/3/20

Islam: Has It Infiltrated Your Mosque?

Onion Magazine9/3/20

Islam: Has It Infiltrated Your Mosque?

Aug 27

Onion Magazine8/27/20

Finland Ended Homelessness: Why Trying To Show Us Up Like That Comes Off As Insecure

Onion Magazine8/27/20

Finland Ended Homelessness: Why Trying To Show Us Up Like That Comes Off As Insecure

Aug 20

Onion Magazine8/20/20

Clearing Overgrowth From Around His Headstone And 10 Other Fun Date Ideas For You And Your Deceased Husband

Onion Magazine8/20/20

Clearing Overgrowth From Around His Headstone And 10 Other Fun Date Ideas For You And Your Deceased Husband

Aug 13

Onion Magazine8/13/20

Mount Everest: Why It’s Our Pick For Tallest Mountain In The World

Onion Magazine8/13/20

Mount Everest: Why It’s Our Pick For Tallest Mountain In The World

Aug 6

Onion Magazine8/6/20

Hubba Hubba! These X-Rays Could Possibly Be Of Channing Tatum

Onion Magazine8/6/20

Hubba Hubba! These X-Rays Could Possibly Be Of Channing Tatum

Jul 30

Onion Magazine7/30/20

Bryan Cranston’s Teen Harem Headlines Our All-Libel Issue

Onion Magazine7/30/20

Bryan Cranston’s Teen Harem Headlines Our All-Libel Issue

Jul 23

Onion Magazine7/23/20

530 Million Years Later, Do Fish Still Hold Up?

Onion Magazine7/23/20

530 Million Years Later, Do Fish Still Hold Up?

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