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Joe Biden's All-Time Hottest Congressional Lays

Really Fun Toy Banned Because Of 3 Stupid Dead Kids

Bananas Sweep Primates' Choice Awards Again

Burundi Beef Council: 'Please Send Beef'

New Mommy A Lot Prettier

New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life

Jerry Lewis Undergoes Emergency Gefloigel Surgery

'Everything's $10,000' Chain Goes Out Of Business

Joe Biden's 7 Techniques For Enlarging Your Member

National Pork Council: Many Americans Suffer From Pork Deficiency

What Should Have Been Waffles Eaten For Breakfast

An Airport Security Pig Finds Concealed Truffles

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NASA Is Baffled By The Failure Of Its Straw Shuttle

Scientists Discover The Gene That Makes You Eat The Whole God Damn Bag Of Chips

Richard Simmons Fighting For Life In Estrogen Tent

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Dead Werewolf Was Apparently Allergic To Peanuts

Pea Farmers Say They Alone Keep Peas From Overrunning Planet

Picture At Party Comes Out Great

Area Bassist Fellated

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Deadly New Virus Found To Be 'Real Squiggly'

12/12/12 12:21PM

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