Feb 23Slideshow2/23/21Slideshow2/23/21Discontinued Girl Scout CookiesThese cookies, made from sesame flour, sesame oil, and topped with sesame seeds, were made as a special fuck you to…
Feb 22Slideshow2/22/21Slideshow2/22/21Interior Decorating Tricks To Make Your Tiny Apartment Look BrownOrganize your books by color with tawny on one end of the spectrum and mocha on the other to make a beautiful brown…
Feb 11Slideshow2/11/21Slideshow2/11/21Biggest Games Of Winter 2021Persona 5 Strikers: You probably thought you’d get to play a different game after you finished Persona 5 Royal,…
Jan 14Slideshow1/14/21Slideshow1/14/21The Greatest NFL Coaches Of All TimeGrim, determined, and emotionally unavailable to even their closest friends and family, great NFL coaches have…
Dec 30Slideshow12/30/20Slideshow12/30/20Year In Review: The Onion’s Top Broken Links And Autoplaying Ads Of 2020
Dec 29Slideshow12/29/20Slideshow12/29/20This One’s Just For The Foot FetishistsWell, hello there, beautiful.
Dec 28Slideshow12/28/20Slideshow12/28/20Inspirational Mugs Your Therapist Doesn’t Want You To SeeIf your therapist knew that this mug was blowing the lid off her whole scheme, she would for sure flip. Best keep it…
Dec 24Slideshow12/24/20Slideshow12/24/20How To Navigate The Holidays AloneWhile many people will be gathering with family and friends this holiday season to eat, drink, and be merry, others…
Dec 23Slideshow12/23/20Slideshow12/23/20The Onion’s Tips For Spreading Christmas CheerThe Christmas season is a special time of year that is meant to be filled with joy and goodwill. Here are The Onion’s…
Dec 22Slideshow12/22/20Slideshow12/22/20The 4 Other Human Beings We Saw This YearHis name might be Curtis? After a while though we figured we had to start tipping, otherwise we’d be embarrassed.
Dec 22Slideshow12/22/20Slideshow12/22/20How People Around The World Celebrate ChristmasFrom fashioning straw yule goats in Scandinavia to the Feast of the Seven Fishes in southern Italy, Christmas is…
Dec 21Slideshow12/21/20Slideshow12/21/20State-By-State Covid-19 RestrictionsThe Onion provides in-depth coverage of how the coronavirus response is being mismanaged, botched, and fucked up at…
Dec 18Slideshow12/18/20Slideshow12/18/20The Onion’s Holiday TV Guide: Movies And Shows To Watch This SeasonHoliday programming is in full swing as networks fill the airwaves with shows to get viewers in the festive spirit,…
Dec 17Slideshow12/17/20Slideshow12/17/20The Biggest Hints Our Sweetheart Dropped In 2020 That She’s A Selkie, The Woman-Seal Hybrid From Celtic FolkloreOne time, she went into the changing room at an Abercrombie & Fitch, and after a while, a seal came out dressed in…
Dec 15Slideshow12/15/20Slideshow12/15/20Top 12 Rules For Our Man Cave That Were Too Laxly Enforced In 2020Our brother-in-law moved in after a nasty divorce and failed custody battle. Anyways, he’s “in recovery” so…