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Grim, determined, and emotionally unavailable to even their closest friends and family, great NFL coaches have…
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If your therapist knew that this mug was blowing the lid off her whole scheme, she would for sure flip. Best keep it…
Dec 24
While many people will be gathering with family and friends this holiday season to eat, drink, and be merry, others…
Dec 23
The Christmas season is a special time of year that is meant to be filled with joy and goodwill. Here are The Onion’s…
Dec 22
His name might be Curtis? After a while though we figured we had to start tipping, otherwise we’d be embarrassed.
Dec 22
From fashioning straw yule goats in Scandinavia to the Feast of the Seven Fishes in southern Italy, Christmas is…
Dec 21
The Onion provides in-depth coverage of how the coronavirus response is being mismanaged, botched, and fucked up at…
Dec 18
Holiday programming is in full swing as networks fill the airwaves with shows to get viewers in the festive spirit,…
Dec 17
One time, she went into the changing room at an Abercrombie & Fitch, and after a while, a seal came out dressed in…
Dec 15
Our brother-in-law moved in after a nasty divorce and failed custody battle. Anyways, he’s “in recovery” so…
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