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WWE Staff Forced To Shoot Aggressive Wrestler After Child Climbs Into Steel Cage

LeBron James Dances Naked Inside Pentagram Of Black Candles In New Pregame Satanic Ritual

Patriots Draft Pat Patriot’s Successor With Third-Round Pick Of Sophomore LSU Mascot

5/01/17 12:06PM

WWE Announces WrestleMania 33 Theme Will Be Springtime In Paris

Goose Does Pretty Decent Job Shitting All Over High School Track

Area Man Totally Screwing Up Order Of Snack Consumption During Super Bowl Party

Roger Goodell Lays Wreath At National Football League Cemetery In Super Bowl Tradition

2/03/17 11:32AM

NFL Geneticists Working On Developing Ligament-Free Player

1/23/17 10:34AM

Patriots Not Allowing Football Game Against Texans To Become Distraction

1/12/17 12:38PM

NFL To Curb Excessive Celebrations By Removing Areas Of Players’ Brains Responsible For Emotions

12/08/16 3:23PM

Report: Look How Big Player Is Next To Sideline Reporter

12/05/16 12:37PM

NFL Announcer Better Hurry The Fuck Up Congratulating Producer On New Baby And Get Back To Game

12/04/16 11:47AM

‘You Hate To See That,’ Announces Fan Secretly Thrilled About Rival Player’s Injury

12/04/16 11:43AM

Penn State Staff Unsure What To Do With Breathtakingly Innovative Defensive Playbooks Jerry Sandusky Keeps Sending Them

12/02/16 2:01PM

Millions Of Drunk Cubs Fans Rioting In Heaven Following World Series Win

11/02/16 11:48PM

Cubs Fan Ready To Get Completely Drunk Again On Only 2 Days’ Rest

10/25/16 5:46PM

Jim Harbaugh Disappointed To Learn Electroshock Therapy Session Already Over

9/30/16 12:45PM

Former WWE Wrestler Found Alive At 44

9/02/16 11:11AM

NHL Admits It Has No Idea Who Guys With White Gloves Transporting Stanley Cup Are

6/10/16 11:18AM

Tim Duncan Sternly Reminds Spurs About Maximum Occupancy Limit Of Locker Room

5/11/16 11:29AM

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