INDIANAPOLIS—Saying they were left with no other choice given the imminent peril of the situation, World Wrestling…
CLEVELAND—In an effort to reverse the momentum of an NBA Finals so far dominated by the Golden State Warriors,…
FOXBOROUGH, MA—In a bold move to usher the franchise into the future, the New England Patriots reportedly drafted Pat…
STAMFORD, CT—In an effort to bring the City of Light to Orlando’s Camping World Stadium, WWE officials announced Friday…
ARDMORE, PA—Reflecting on the pride it takes in its craft, a local Canada goose confirmed Thursday that it had done a…
FORT DODGE, IA—Growing increasingly annoyed at his lack of foresight, area man Erick Simmons reportedly chastised…
PEEKSKILL, NY—As part of a longstanding tradition in the week leading up to the Super Bowl, NFL commissioner Roger…
NEW YORK—Noting that the effort represents the future of professional football, league officials announced Monday that…
FOXBOROUGH, MA—Insisting that it is the furthest thing from their minds at this point in their season, members of the…
NEW YORK—Stressing that the league will take a hard-line stance when enforcing its policy for on-field conduct, NFL…
GREEN BAY, WI—Marveling at the pronounced disparity in size during the postgame interview, sources confirmed Sunday…
GREEN BAY, WI—Noting with urgency that play was about to resume after a brief timeout on the field, sources confirmed…
BALTIMORE—Wincing and shaking his head at the sight of trainers assisting the opposing team’s running back off the…
STATE COLLEGE, PA—Members of the Penn State football coaching staff revealed to reporters Friday that they have no idea…
THE HEAVENS—Following a 8-7 victory over the Cleveland Indians that clinched the team’s first World Series title since…
CHICAGO—Explaining that he is breaking from his normal routine for Game 1 of the World Series, 32-year-old Chicago Cubs…
ANN ARBOR, MI—Saying that he had hardly noticed the time go by while receiving the series of electrically induced…
PHOENIX—In a revelation that has sent shockwaves through the wrestling world, sources confirmed that former WWE…
NEW YORK—Confessing that they are unable to explain the presence of the two men who always accompany the championship…
SAN ANTONIO—Interrupting teammates, coaches, and trainers during their pregame preparations Tuesday evening, Spurs…