Jun 16 2017
INDIANAPOLIS—Saying they were left with no other choice given the imminent peril of the situation, World Wrestling…
Jun 7 2017
CLEVELAND—In an effort to reverse the momentum of an NBA Finals so far dominated by the Golden State Warriors,…
May 1 2017
FOXBOROUGH, MA—In a bold move to usher the franchise into the future, the New England Patriots reportedly drafted…
Mar 31 2017
STAMFORD, CT—In an effort to bring the City of Light to Orlando’s Camping World Stadium, WWE officials announced…
Feb 5 2017
FORT DODGE, IA—Growing increasingly annoyed at his lack of foresight, area man Erick Simmons reportedly chastised…
Feb 3 2017
PEEKSKILL, NY—As part of a longstanding tradition in the week leading up to the Super Bowl, NFL commissioner Roger…
Jan 23 2017
NEW YORK—Noting that the effort represents the future of professional football, league officials announced Monday…
Jan 12 2017
FOXBOROUGH, MA—Insisting that it is the furthest thing from their minds at this point in their season, members of…
Dec 8 2016
NEW YORK—Stressing that the league will take a hard-line stance when enforcing its policy for on-field conduct, NFL…
Dec 5 2016
GREEN BAY, WI—Marveling at the pronounced disparity in size during the postgame interview, sources confirmed Sunday…
Dec 4 2016
BALTIMORE—Wincing and shaking his head at the sight of trainers assisting the opposing team’s running back off the…
Dec 2 2016
STATE COLLEGE, PA—Members of the Penn State football coaching staff revealed to reporters Friday that they have no…
Nov 2 2016
THE HEAVENS—Following a 8-7 victory over the Cleveland Indians that clinched the team’s first World Series title…
Oct 25 2016
CHICAGO—Explaining that he is breaking from his normal routine for Game 1 of the World Series, 32-year-old Chicago…
Sep 30 2016
ANN ARBOR, MI—Saying that he had hardly noticed the time go by while receiving the series of electrically induced…
Sep 2 2016
PHOENIX—In a revelation that has sent shockwaves through the wrestling world, sources confirmed that former WWE…
Jun 10 2016
NEW YORK—Confessing that they are unable to explain the presence of the two men who always accompany the…
May 11 2016
SAN ANTONIO—Interrupting teammates, coaches, and trainers during their pregame preparations Tuesday evening, Spurs…