Dec 1
JACKSONVILLE, FL—Scoring a victory for NFL preservationists worried that these rare creatures could disappear…
Nov 25
WASHINGTON—Calling it a blatantly corrupt abuse of the recruitment system, critics slammed Alabama’s senator-elect…
Nov 24
PITTSBURGH, PA—Urging suffering individuals to take concrete action to address their lingering pain, grief…
Nov 22
NEW KENSINGTON, PA—Groaning and pounding his fists on the side of the couch as running back James Conner was tackled…
Nov 19
BROOKLYN—Frantically scanning the list to find their names, the 2020 NBA draft prospects desperately crowded around…
Nov 17
ALLENDALE HEIGHTS, GA—Retweeting the account with 47 followers as definitive proof his team had acquired the…
Nov 14
LAS VEGAS—Standing up and shouting at the referee as his opponent landed an illegal knee from half guard, Mitch and…
Oct 30
Mike McCarthy Dismisses Talk Of Locker Room Turmoil After Cowboys Burn Mike McCarthy Effigy On Field
ARLINGTON, TX—Promising that the team was all on the same page heading into this week’s matchup with the Eagles,…
Oct 27
YAKIMA, WA—Recalling the better days when there was real art to arguing over who had the greatest skills, local…
Oct 23
ARLINGTON,TX—Praising the cartilaginous fish for embodying the spirit of Tampa, the Rays awarded the ceremonial…
Oct 22
PHILADELPHIA—Cracking open a Coors Light as he lit his charcoal grill, Eagles fan Anthony Marcus reportedly started…
Oct 21
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—Condemning radio hosts and fans who have already started talking about the upcoming draft, New…
Oct 21
FLORHAM PARK, NJ—Expressing concern that he’s already out of the playoff hunt after a brutal 2-4 start to the…
Oct 15
FOXBOROUGH, MA—Stressing that the Patriots are always a meritocracy, New England coach Bill Belichick locked his…
Oct 12
BOCA RATON, FL—Thinking that he might not be able to come to a final verdict until November, undecided voter Sydney…
Oct 6
LAND O’ LAKES, FL—Repeatedly slamming the poseable character toy against his hand to elicit his very own…
Oct 1
CHICAGO—Scouring plays for any hint at something that could provide insight, Chicago quarterback Mitch Trubisky…
Sep 24
NEW YORK—Downplaying reports that youth interest in the sport was steadily declining, commissioner Rob Manfred told…
Sep 17
TAMPA, FL—Expressing concerns that Tampa Bay had not yet undertaken the basic prep he used to do in New England,…
Sep 16
BAY LAKE, FL—Following his team’s elimination from the NBA playoffs, Los Angeles Clippers star Kawhi Leonard was…