Feb 8
LACONIA, NH—Riding high off the casual bet he placed on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, local man Josh Hibbert confirmed…
Feb 8
NEW YORK—Weeping into his hands as he realized everything he worked for had been destroyed in an instant, NFL…
Feb 7
TAMPA, FL—Looking for even one place to express their jubilation over the first Buccaneers championship in nearly…
Feb 7
CINNAMINSON, NJ—Nervously eyeballing the appetizer tray after the last of the wings and nachos had been polished…
Feb 7
TAMPA, FL—Cackling to itself as a hush fell over the players and crowd at Raymond James Stadium, a Covid-19 particle…
Feb 7
‘Wait, So Why Did That Guy Just Drink That Beer?’ Asks Annoying Friend Who Never Watches Commercials
OXNARD, CA—Constantly disrupting the Super Bowl party with his annoying interjections, sources close to Ian Evers, a…
Feb 5
FOXBOROUGH, MA—Moments after the titanic abominations burst from the realm’s mudpits into the brimstone-tinged air,…
Feb 5
TAMPA, FL—When asked about his preparations for the upcoming Super Bowl game, Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom…
Jan 26
REDDING, CA—Convinced that any search would just be a futile waste of time, local man Brian Kirk speculated Tuesday…
Jan 21
WASHINGTON—Lamenting the quick turnaround from the 2020 NBA “Bubble” to the start of a new season, the nation’s…
Dec 16
CLEVELAND—Chastising his biggest client’s immaturity and lack of concern for professional obligations, Baker…
Dec 8
CALABASAS, CA—Scrambling to replicate the success of Basketball Wives amid an otherwise struggling lineup, VH1…
Dec 5
TUSCALOOSA, AL—Desperate to find an outlet for his frustration while recovering from coronavirus, Crimson Tide head…
Dec 3
TAMPA, FL—Expressing disbelief over finally winning the prized piece of memorabilia at auction, Buccaneers tight end…
Dec 2
PITTSBURGH—Chastising the team for engaging in such reckless behavior, the NFL commissioner Roger Goodell suspended…
Dec 2
DETROIT—Grasping fruitlessly at the mound of flesh that had grown around the writing implement, former Detroit Lions…
Dec 1
JACKSONVILLE, FL—Scoring a victory for NFL preservationists worried that these rare creatures could disappear…
Nov 25
WASHINGTON—Calling it a blatantly corrupt abuse of the recruitment system, critics slammed Alabama’s senator-elect…
Nov 24
PITTSBURGH, PA—Urging suffering individuals to take concrete action to address their lingering pain, grief…
Nov 22
NEW KENSINGTON, PA—Groaning and pounding his fists on the side of the couch as running back James Conner was tackled…