Aug 13 2008VideoO-SPAN8/13/08 VideoO-SPAN8/13/08Astronaut Suspects NASA Using Him To Test Space's Effects On Fat PeopleMission specialist Robert Barrett first became suspicious when he noticed most of his tasks involved measuring his…
Jul 9 2008VideoO-SPAN7/9/08 VideoO-SPAN7/9/08Congress Struggles To Come Up With Cool Name For Anti-Drug InitiativeBefore a new program to combat crystal meth can be put into place, Congress has to make sure it has a really awesome…
Jun 12 2008VideoO-SPAN6/12/08 VideoO-SPAN6/12/08U.S. Finally Gets Around To Closing Last WWII Internment CampWhite House Press Secretary Debra Browning reminds reporters that there were 26 other camps that the U.S.…
Apr 30 2008VideoO-SPAN4/30/08 VideoO-SPAN4/30/08Astronauts Suffer Agonizing, High-Pitched Death After Helium LeakTwo astronauts on the International Space Station display courage, honor, and squeaky voices as they struggle to…
Apr 16 2008VideoO-SPAN4/16/08 VideoO-SPAN4/16/08Congress Debates Merits Of New CatchphraseRep. William Cummings (D-VA) defends his use of the slang word "pronk" as a legitimate catchphrase.
Apr 2 2008VideoO-SPAN4/2/08 VideoO-SPAN4/2/08Hungry FDA Official Orders Massive Pot Pie RecallThe FDA is urging all Americans in possession of flaky, delicious pot pies to turn them in to FDA headquarters as…
Mar 19 2008VideoO-SPAN3/19/08 VideoO-SPAN3/19/08White House Press Secretary Spins Wife’s Tragic Death As A PositivePress Secretary Ted Barrett deflects questions about the gruesome car wreck that killed his wife hours ago in order…
Mar 11 2008VideoO-SPAN3/11/08 VideoO-SPAN3/11/08Delicious Snacks Distract Congressmen From Horrors Of WarA congressional committee discussing Iraq War casualty levels approves of the tasty chips and salsa Rep. Benjamin…
Jan 30 2008VideoO-SPAN1/30/08 VideoO-SPAN1/30/08Live From Congress: Representative Wants To Rid Congress Of Gang MembersCongressman Porter (R-IN) urges immediate action against the gang members that have infiltrated our neighborhoods,…
Nov 22 2007VideoO-SPAN11/22/07 VideoO-SPAN11/22/07Rep. Gary Nelson (R-CT) Introduces The Gary Nelson Personal Pay Raise BillCongressman Gary Nelson has an economic plan to raise his family's standard of living.
Oct 25 2007VideoO-SPAN10/25/07 VideoO-SPAN10/25/07Live From Congress: Representative Wants To See, Meet More Kids OnlineRep. Gelinas proposes an educational bill to increase the number of young people he meets in under-13 chat rooms.
Oct 11 2007VideoO-SPAN10/11/07 VideoO-SPAN10/11/07Proposed (Classified) Bill Will Defend Against Flesh-Eating (Classified)Rep. John Haller (R-PA) introduces a bill that will allocate (classified) dollars over the next (classified) years…
Aug 30 2007VideoO-SPAN8/30/07 VideoO-SPAN8/30/07National Lost And Found: Did You Lose A Flag Of The Marshall Islands?If you've misplaced something, the National Department of Lost and Found is the place to turn.
Aug 23 2007VideoO-SPAN8/23/07 VideoO-SPAN8/23/07Live From Congress: The Skull Fucking Bill Of 2007U.S. Rep. Benjamin Sinclair (R-OH) has a plan to reduce skull fucking levels in America by 5 to 7 percent.
Aug 2 2007VideoO-SPAN8/2/07 VideoO-SPAN8/2/07Live From Congress: Rep. Hardy Calls For A Ladies' Night OutRep. Juliana Hardy's resolution would provide a well-deserved night on the town for her and best friend Rep. Lisa…
Jul 12 2007VideoO-SPAN7/12/07 VideoO-SPAN7/12/07U.S. Department Of Lost And Found: We Found Your Flip FlopIf you've lost something, the U.S. Dept. of Lost and Found can help you find it. This week's featured items: a flip…
Jul 5 2007VideoO-SPAN7/5/07 VideoO-SPAN7/5/07Live From Congress: Rep. Ingersoll's Murder of a HoboCongressman Robert Ingersol (R-SC) reads detailed report in the House of Representatives on his recent killing of a…
Jun 28 2007VideoO-SPAN6/28/07 VideoO-SPAN6/28/07U.S. Department of Lost and Found: Umbrellas and SweatersHave you lost something? The U.S. Department of Lost and Found helps Americans find their misplaced possessions.