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Calling it the most effective method for reaching one’s full earning potential, a report issued Thursday by the…

In an effort to cater toward customers seeking a slightly less revolting bus-riding experience, transportation giant…

As part of a nationwide effort to accommodate women in the workplace, many U.S. companies are now offering female…

Explaining that her statements indicated a failure to understand and implement the district’s goal of providing a…

Citing the central role the process plays in cognitive development, a study released Thursday by the American…

In a move designed to help the metropolitan area attract more tourists, Salt Lake City officials unveiled a new…

Touting it as their most stylish and advanced beauty product to date, officials from global cosmetics brand…

According to the results of a study published Thursday by the American Heart Association, most heart attack victims…

A report released Friday by the U.S. Administration for Children and Families confirmed that more than three-fourths…

According to a firm statement given Thursday by the institution’s staff, this is the final offer that the Minnesota…

Offering one-click companionship for singles who have exhausted all other options, new last-ditch dating website…

Contradicting the long-held belief that they would just go off and destroy anyone who tried to mess with them, a…

According to incoming reports from beaches and pools across the country this week, lifeguard tryouts were once again…

In an effort to reach out to first-time paper towel users, Procter & Gamble introduced a beginner series of its…

According to a survey of hospice patients released Thursday by the Princeton Medical Institute, the most common…

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Noting that it would be nice to finally have a little spending cash on hand, both Pittsfield High School junior…

A study published Thursday in The American Journal Of Criminal Psychology has found a nearly perfect statistical…

Apologizing to customers for “any discomfort or searing of the flesh” on their ring fingers, Kay Jewelers ordered a…