Nov 13 2012VideoOnion Weather Center11/13/12 VideoOnion Weather Center11/13/12Weather Forecast Says It's Windy As A BastardJim and Tracy throw to a local weatherman who reports it sure is windy as shit today.
Oct 1 2012VideoOnion Weather Center10/1/12 VideoOnion Weather Center10/1/12Nauseatingly Precious NYC Couples To Walk Around In RainThe Onion Weather Center looks at New York City where heavy rain causes obnoxious loving couples to come out and…
Sep 18 2012VideoOnion Weather Center9/18/12 VideoOnion Weather Center9/18/12Scattered Deaths Of Elderly Floridians Expected Throughout The WeekThe Onion Weather Center provides its forecast for Sarasota, Florida where it’s partly cloudy and 84 degrees; Louise…
Sep 10 2012VideoOnion Weather Center9/10/12 VideoOnion Weather Center9/10/12We Dumb It Down The Best We Can For Our Viewers In The Deep SouthThe Onion Weather Center delivers a very special weather report for all of our very special viewers in the Deep…
Sep 4 2012VideoOnion Weather Center9/4/12 VideoOnion Weather Center9/4/12Chief Meteorologist Mike Matthias Gives The Nightly Forecast For His Ex-Wife SaraThe Onion Weather Center takes a look at the weather in the Pacific Northwest, specifically Mill Plain, WA where…
Aug 27 2012VideoOnion Weather Center8/27/12 VideoOnion Weather Center8/27/12Bostonians Urged To Speak Like Normal Human Beings When Communicating With Flood Rescue PersonnelThe Onion Weather Center focuses on the Northeast, where it's a perfect day for a wealthy brat to fall off her…
Aug 20 2012VideoOnion Weather Center8/20/12 VideoOnion Weather Center8/20/12Arizona Heatwave Forces Temporary Suspension Of Racial ProfilingThe Onion Weather Center looks at the southwest where sweltering heat in Arizona will force law enforcement…
Aug 13 2012VideoOnion Weather Center8/13/12 VideoOnion Weather Center8/13/12Sunshine And High Temps In L.A. Make It Another Perfect Day To Be Greg KinnearThe Onion Weather Center provides its forecast for Los Angeles, where it’s another marvelous day to be Academy…
Aug 6 2012VideoOnion Weather Center8/6/12 VideoOnion Weather Center8/6/12Extreme Storms To Rip Through Godforsaken Midwestern WastelandThe Onion Weather Center focuses on the Midwest, where a storm system should recede into the distance like any hope…