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Sep 30 2015

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Scientists Find Strong Link Between Male Virility, Wearing Mötley Crüe Denim Jacket

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Scientists Find Strong Link Between Male Virility, Wearing Mötley Crüe Denim Jacket

Aug 13 2015

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Scientists Teach Father To Communicate Emotions Using Rudimentary Hand Gestures

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Scientists Teach Father To Communicate Emotions Using Rudimentary Hand Gestures

Mar 10 2015

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Should Companies Discontinue Unpaid Intern Fights?

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Should Companies Discontinue Unpaid Intern Fights?

Sep 16 2014

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CEO Says Office Shooting Could Not Have Come At A Worse Time For Company

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CEO Says Office Shooting Could Not Have Come At A Worse Time For Company

Aug 26 2014

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GOP Maintains Solid Hold On Youth That Already Look Like Old Men

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GOP Maintains Solid Hold On Youth That Already Look Like Old Men

Aug 21 2014

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U.S. Forest Service Kills Off Smokey Bear To Get People Serious About Fire Safety

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U.S. Forest Service Kills Off Smokey Bear To Get People Serious About Fire Safety

Aug 4 2014

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Super Hurricane Said to Be Even More Powerful Than Bogdan, World's Strongest Man

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Super Hurricane Said to Be Even More Powerful Than Bogdan, World's Strongest Man

Jul 16 2014

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Breaking: Tour De France On Hold As Cyclists Ride Over To Creek To Check Out Bugs

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Breaking: Tour De France On Hold As Cyclists Ride Over To Creek To Check Out Bugs

Jul 15 2014

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Deadly Super Rainbow Tears Through West Coast

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Deadly Super Rainbow Tears Through West Coast

Jul 1 2014

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Meat Prices Skyrocket After Cow Smashing Machine Gets All Beefed Up

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Meat Prices Skyrocket After Cow Smashing Machine Gets All Beefed Up

Jun 24 2014

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Beard Husks On Sidewalk Indicate Start Of Hipster Molting Season

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Beard Husks On Sidewalk Indicate Start Of Hipster Molting Season

Jun 16 2014

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Comcast Executive’s One-Man Show Now Mandatory Viewing For All Subscribers

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Comcast Executive’s One-Man Show Now Mandatory Viewing For All Subscribers

May 20 2014

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Ohio Replaces Lethal Injection With Humane New Head-Ripping-Off Machine

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Ohio Replaces Lethal Injection With Humane New Head-Ripping-Off Machine

May 13 2014

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Should Obama Blow The Silver Horn The Founding Fathers Left In Case The Country Ever Needed Them?

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Should Obama Blow The Silver Horn The Founding Fathers Left In Case The Country Ever Needed Them?

May 11 2014

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Nation Successfully Completes Mother’s Day By 9:18 A.M.

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Nation Successfully Completes Mother’s Day By 9:18 A.M.

May 6 2014

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NASA Discovers This Planet, Planet Earth, Just Might Be What It’s Been Searching For All Along

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NASA Discovers This Planet, Planet Earth, Just Might Be What It’s Been Searching For All Along

May 5 2014

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Hurricane Ashley Expected To Strike Several Bars This Cinco De Mayo

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Hurricane Ashley Expected To Strike Several Bars This Cinco De Mayo

Apr 29 2014

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Teen Boys Losing Virginity Earlier And Earlier, Report Teen Boys

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Teen Boys Losing Virginity Earlier And Earlier, Report Teen Boys

Apr 16 2014

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George W. Bush Debuts New Paintings Of Dogs, Friends, Ghost Of Iraqi Child That Follows Him Everywhere

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George W. Bush Debuts New Paintings Of Dogs, Friends, Ghost Of Iraqi Child That Follows Him Everywhere

Mar 31 2014

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Michelle Obama Introduces Exercise Program To Combat Obesity In Professional Baseball Players

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Michelle Obama Introduces Exercise Program To Combat Obesity In Professional Baseball Players

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