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9/30/15

8:16 AM

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Scientists Find Strong Link Between Male Virility, Wearing Mötley Crüe Denim Jacket

8/13/15

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Scientists Teach Father To Communicate Emotions Using Rudimentary Hand Gestures

3/10/15

10:16 AM

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Should Companies Discontinue Unpaid Intern Fights?

9/16/14

12:00 PM

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CEO Says Office Shooting Could Not Have Come At A Worse Time For Company

8/26/14

12:19 PM

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GOP Maintains Solid Hold On Youth That Already Look Like Old Men

8/21/14

9:55 AM

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U.S. Forest Service Kills Off Smokey Bear To Get People Serious About Fire Safety

8/4/14

12:17 PM

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Super Hurricane Said to Be Even More Powerful Than Bogdan, World's Strongest Man

7/16/14

11:00 AM

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Breaking: Tour De France On Hold As Cyclists Ride Over To Creek To Check Out Bugs

7/15/14

12:50 PM

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Deadly Super Rainbow Tears Through West Coast

7/1/14

12:36 PM

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Meat Prices Skyrocket After Cow Smashing Machine Gets All Beefed Up

6/24/14

12:52 PM

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Beard Husks On Sidewalk Indicate Start Of Hipster Molting Season

6/16/14

3:59 PM

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Comcast Executive’s One-Man Show Now Mandatory Viewing For All Subscribers

5/20/14

1:20 PM

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Ohio Replaces Lethal Injection With Humane New Head-Ripping-Off Machine

5/13/14

1:00 PM

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Should Obama Blow The Silver Horn The Founding Fathers Left In Case The Country Ever Needed Them?

5/11/14

9:48 AM

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Nation Successfully Completes Mother’s Day By 9:18 A.M.

5/6/14

3:05 PM

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NASA Discovers This Planet, Planet Earth, Just Might Be What It’s Been Searching For All Along

5/5/14

1:52 PM

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Hurricane Ashley Expected To Strike Several Bars This Cinco De Mayo

4/29/14

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Teen Boys Losing Virginity Earlier And Earlier, Report Teen Boys

4/16/14

2:16 PM

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George W. Bush Debuts New Paintings Of Dogs, Friends, Ghost Of Iraqi Child That Follows Him Everywhere

3/31/14

12:57 PM

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Michelle Obama Introduces Exercise Program To Combat Obesity In Professional Baseball Players

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