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Owner's Box: Bearded Robert Griffin III Spotted Living In Houseboat On Chesapeake Bay

12/04/14 9:15AM

OSN’s fantasy football guru, Perry Bigwell, says dump RG3 from your roster now that he’s moved away from football to a…

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Owner's Box: Your Friend’s Death Could Leave 6-8 Quality Starters For Pick Up

11/20/14 12:12PM

OSN’s fantasy guru, Perry Bigwell, reminds you that it is well within your right to ask your league commissioner to…

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Owner's Box: Marc Trestman Adopts Baby To Save Relationship With Bears

11/13/14 9:20AM

The embattled Bears head coach adopted a one-year-old girl from Vietnam to save his relationship with Bears’ players…

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Owner's Box: Andrew Luck Questionable After Finding Out About Death

11/03/14 9:00AM

OSN's fantasy guru, Perry Bigwell, says fantasy owners should sit Andrew Luck in tonight's Monday Night Football game…

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Please Let Me Out: I've Told You Everything I Know About Fantasy Football

10/30/14 8:40AM

OSN's fantasy guru, Perry Bigwell, pleads to whoever kidnapped him and locked him inside the small Owner's Box studio…

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Wes Welker Preparing For Week 8 By Running Head First Into Parked Cars

10/23/14 10:30AM

Fantasy owners should start Wes Welker in Week 8's Thursday Night Football matchup against the Chargers after he spent…

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Owner's Box: Start Joique Bell, Which Means Now He'll Probably Get 33 Yards And A Goddamn Fumble

10/16/14 9:30AM

OSN’s fantasy guru, Perry Bigwell, says Lions’ running back Joique Bell is Week 7’s Must Start, which means now Bell is…

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Owner's Box: Ben Roethlisberger Struggling With New City Ordinance That Allows Food Trucks On Field

10/09/14 12:40PM

Ben Roethlisberger is struggling to maintain focus after a new city ordinance started allowing food trucks on the field.

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Owner's Box: Jaguars Hoping To Impress Florida State Football Scouts Attending Game Sunday

10/02/14 12:40PM

OSN’s fantasy guru says you should start all the Jaguars on your roster as they look to impress Florida State football…

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Owner's Box: Didn’t I Predict Jeremy Maclin Would Have A Huge Week? Didn’t I Fucking Say That?

9/25/14 10:20AM

OSN's fantasy guru, Perry Bigwell, the soothsayer, the prince of light of fantasy football, fucking told you…

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Owner's Box: Tips For Winning Your Fantasy League In What Is Now Clearly The NFL’s Final Season

9/18/14 10:30AM

Perry Bigwell says you should tune out the NFL’s inevitable collapse and focus on winning your fantasy league.

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Owner's Box: Don’t Panic And Drop All Domestic Abusers From Your Roster Just Because Of Ray Rice Suspension

9/10/14 1:35PM

OSN’s fantasy guru, Perry Bigwell, says owners should keep the domestic abusers on their team since the Ray Rice…

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Owner's Box: Screws, Splintered Bones, Mangled Joints That Make Up Rob Gronkowski Poised For Huge Fantasy Year

9/05/14 9:30AM

OSN’s fantasy guru, Perry Bigwell, says owners should take a risk on the bolted-together collection of screws and…