A silicone bracelet is currently in the works with replaceable patches that release caffeine through the wrist and into the bloodstream. What do you think?


“I was just looking for something rote and mechanical that might eliminate the only good part of my morning.”

Harold Cassell • Systems Analyst

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“When did people get too good for popping pills?”

Benjamin Adollis • Plate Polisher

“I’m worried it won’t convey a cosmopolitan sense of humor like my mug collection can.”

Helen Fargas • Button Smoother