Canada Bans Keeping Whales, Dolphins In Captivity

In a move being hailed by animal rights advocates, Canada’s Parliament passed legislation banning whales, dolphins, and porpoises from being bred or held in captivity. What do you think?

“Given the dolphin recidivism rate, they’ll just be back in six months.”

Benjamin Draper • Gulp Measurer 


“The aquariums should move down here. We’ll cage anything.”

Kevin Lacey • Anchovy Salter

“Where else are they going to keep their whales then?”

Macy Ali • Pot Sommelier