Two inmates at a Quebec prison made a dramatic daytime escape yesterday when two outside accomplices booked a local helicopter tour, demanded the pilot fly to the prison, and then lowered ropes for the prisoners to climb, though all were later apprehended. What do you think?
“Can’t Canadians do anything without showboating?”
Gabe Schneider • Foundry Supervisor
“Dummies. It would have worked if they had gone with my giant Trojan Poutine plan.”
Sabrina Astin • Systems Analyst
“Wow, prison is awesome!”
J.J. Nakashima • Baggage Checker