Catholic Church Now Opposes Death Penalty In All Cases

The Catholic Church now formally considers the death penalty “inadmissible” as an attack on the inviolability and dignity of the person and is pledging to work for its abolition worldwide, a shift from its previous position that it could be a force to protect the common good. What do you think?

“Well, I’m glad we got that sorted out before anything bad happened.”

Ryan Dempsey • Footlight Arranger


“I was afraid something like this would happen if they ever got to the ‘thou shall not kill’ part.”

Sharon Kelvin • Dragees Enthusiast

“Is there no low this new Pope won’t stoop to in order to impress God?”

Perry White • Pretzel Filler