For the fourth consecutive year, federal health officials said that new cases of chlamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis spiked in 2017, rising by nearly 10 percent due to changing sexual habits and a lack of public awareness. What do you think?
“Say what you will about the current political climate, but it’s been insanely erotic.”
Theodore McCormick • Nutria Breeder
“Can we at least celebrate the fact that Americans are creating something?”
Hannah Russo • Clapboard Handler
“This is nothing a few more decades of abstinence-only sex education won’t fix.”
Abraham Munro • Bayou-Swamp Distinguisher