A study presented at the American Society For Reproductive Medicine conference indicated that men who used cell phones frequently have a lower sperm count. What do you think?

"But what if all your time on the phone is spent ordering bull hormones?"
Thalia Romanov • Systems Analyst

"So my phone sends e-mail and prevents unwanted pregnancy? I'd like to see a pager do that."
Fred Tallman • Banker
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"Thankfully, nobody ever calls me. Haven't even spoken to another person for months. So having kids should be no problem."
Chris Wilhelm • Kevlar Tailor