Central Intelligence Agency

The documents below are part of a trove of classified files provided to The Onion by an anonymous whistleblower in the White House. All of these documents can be found here.

CIA Memo On Threat Posed By Wyoming Newspaper

CIA Memo On Threat Posed By CNN

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Minutes Of Intelligence Meeting On Lighthouses

CIA Presentation On Lighthouses