Charles Manson To Marry 26-Year-Old Visitor-Girlfriend, ‘Star’

Afton “Star” Burton, the 26-year-old girlfriend of Charles Manson who has been visiting him in prison since she was 17 and runs several websites alleging his innocence, has reportedly procured a marriage license to wed the 80-year-old mass murderer. What do you think?

“If she thinks he’s innocent, what’s the attraction?”

Felix Simpson • Decal Applier


“Marriages with such a large age gap never work.”

Ken Lane • Wheelchair Technician

“I’m sorry, but can you really trust a guy who waits seven years to propose?”

Barbara Underwood • Box Cutting Instructor