The Kern County Coroner’s Office revealed that they are still holding onto the body of serial killer Charles Manson due to a dispute between his son, grandson, and two memorabilia collectors with unproven claims to his remains. What do you think?

“It has to be really awkward when you find out you’re not the only person a guy promised pieces of his corpse to.”

Kerry White • Systems Administrator

“They should do the honorable thing and open this up to public auction.”

Claude Williams • Lobster Portraitist

“Oh what the hell: I’m also going to make a claim on the body!

Jeffrey Hayward • Sand Trap Raker