This weekend, Vice President Cheney accidentally shot a 78-year-old companion on a hunting trip in Texas. What do you think?

"I think it might be time to take a closer look at Dick Cheney's series of geriatric 'hunting accidents.'"
Matthew Fay • Paralegal

"Being a compassionate conservative, Cheney immediately apologized and offered to snap the poor man's neck."
Thomas Pasculli • Concert Promoter
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"It's nice to see that Cheney brings the same clear-headed approach to arms deployment in his personal life that he does in formulating foreign policy."
Laura Pearlstein • Marketing Intern