Vice President Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter Mary is pregnant. What do you think?

"I bet it's a pretty big relief for Cheney to find out his daughter's lesbian phase is finally over."
Marvin Sayles • Systems Analyst

"God, I hope the father is black."
Frieda Smith • Personal Trainer
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"It's deplorable that a celebrity couple like this would deliberately bring into the world a child that Christians can't love."
Roger Warrens • Framer