Chicago Adds 1,000 Officers To Police Force

To combat the city’s record homicide rate, Chicago officials have announced their plan to expand the police force by nearly 1,000 officers. What do you think?

“Thank God. These parking violations have gotten out of control.”

Derrick Tanner • Systems Analyst


“This is great news for all the department’s cynical old hands who’ve tragically lost their longtime partners.”

Claire Friedman • Novelties Engineer

“Does this mean they can finally get someone over here to help me find my dog?”

Roland Arbus • Unemployed