The National Weather Service confirms that for the first time since recordkeeping began 146 years ago, Chicago will go the entire months of January and February without any snow on the ground. What do you think?

“Hey, if climate change means milder winters and absolutely nothing else, then sign me up!”

Bart Neilan • Sand Comber


“First people complain about too much snow, now they’re complaining that the earth will soon be uninhabitable.”

Celeste Palmer • Bell Tester

“There isn’t a more horrifying consequence of global warming than a Chicago man wearing shorts in February.”

Ken Stanton • Patio Designer