Children Sue Obama Over Climate Change Inaction

A group of 21 plaintiffs as young as 9 are suing President Obama for his purported failure to address climate change, which they say has denied them their constitutional right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. What do you think?

“What do a bunch of kids know? They’ve never been behind the wheel of a Hummer.”

Harvey Goetz • Button Manufacturer


“Getting the attention of college admission boards is becoming harder and harder these days.”

Olivia Scanlon • Productivity Analyst

“Just wait until they learn about countersuits.”

Tim Letsky • Clock Assembler