China Bans All Types Of Fentanyl

Fulfilling a pledge to President Trump, China has banned all versions of fentanyl, the powerful synthetic opioid that it has long allowed to be exported to America. What do you think?

“It’s best to keep our epidemic local, anyway.”

Allison Mercer • Snake Handler


“This will return so many jobs to American drug rings.”

Devin Wright • Process Observer

“Then I guess I’m just going to have to savor this high.”

Youssef McGowan • Sap Collector