China’s Civil Affairs Bureau has announced they reserve the right to withhold marriage licenses from couples wearing shorts or T-shirts when they come to apply, explaining it shows disrespect for the institution of marriage. What do you think?
“But showing off my muscular calves is how I got my fiancée to marry me in the first place!”
Gordy Haugh • Fee Calculator
“Don’t all these grungy applicants realize the key to a successful marriage is sublimating your true self?”
Janine Bender • Guitar Stringer
“Just as long as they can still wear sweatpants to the divorce hearings.”
Bryce Duggar • Collar Stitcher