China Withholds Marriage Licenses From Casual Couples

China’s Civil Affairs Bureau has announced they reserve the right to withhold marriage licenses from couples wearing shorts or T-shirts when they come to apply, explaining it shows disrespect for the institution of marriage. What do you think?

“But showing off my muscular calves is how I got my fiancée to marry me in the first place!”

Gordy Haugh • Fee Calculator


“Don’t all these grungy applicants realize the key to a successful marriage is sublimating your true self?”

Janine Bender • Guitar Stringer

“Just as long as they can still wear sweatpants to the divorce hearings.”

Bryce Duggar • Collar Stitcher