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Chipmunks In Lake Tahoe Test Positive For Bubonic Plague

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Officials have closed areas around Lake Tahoe after discovering chipmunks infected with Bubonic plague, a disease that killed 25 million people in the 14th century pandemic but is now treatable with antibiotics. What do you think?

“Relax, a little 14th-century infectious disease is good for your immune system.”

Mark Lanning, Cartwheel Judge

“Clearly, this is just another 14th-century conspiracy created by the Edward III regime to control us.”

Fiona Harker, Ankle Specialist

“Everybody loves a good comeback story.”

Andre Chou, Personal Cheerleader