Chobani Sues Alex Jones For Defamation

Yogurt producer Chobani has filed a defamation suit against right-wing pundit Alex Jones over his repeated accusations that the company is “importing migrant rapists.” What do you think?

“Sorry, but free speech means you can say whatever you want about dairy.”

Albert Vickers • Margin Adjuster


“This suit will likely hinge on the wealth of case law concerning claims that yogurt is made by rapists.”

Jill Hurley • Scent Curator

“I hope none of Jones’ comments were about Chobani being too thick, or else I’d be forced to take his side in this.”

Scott Schneeman • Unemployed