Choking Game Deadly

According to a recent government report, the choking game, in which people restrict their oxygen flow in order to achieve a moment of euphoria, has killed 82 youths since 1995. What do you think?

"Why is it that a few irresponsible kids have to go and spoil choking for the rest of us?"

Matt Norton • Knife Sharpener


"History sure does repeat itself. They used to say the same thing about the slice-yourself-in-the-jugular game."

Kelvin Hart • Surveyor

"I predicted something like this would happen when they took the good shit out of model glue."

Angel Mould • Crossing Guard