People magazine named Captain America star Chris Evans as this year’s “Sexiest Man Alive.” What do you think?

“I hate that it’s degenerated into this beauty contest.”
Laverne Rathkup, Reactor Operator

“Unsurprising given how well he did in the debates”
Alfredo Carrillo, Absorption Engineer
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“Great, like I need another excuse to get horny while waiting for my haircut.”
Rick Shaffer, Elocutionist