After reportedly tiring of hearing chefs on television recommend kosher salt, a retired barber has introduced Blessed Christians Salt, which is sea salt blessed by an Episcopal priest. What to you think?

"Great, now I can go to hell for eating the wrong salt.”
Karlen • Systems Analyst

“Blessed or not, I don’t care. God made bland food for a reason.”
Cameron Benoy • Unemployed
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"This just might pave the way for my Lutheran hot dogs."
Mike Prussman • Apartment Maintenance