To underscore the dangers of smoking, the FDA has proposed requiring packs of cigarettes to carry images of diseased lungs or corpses. What do you think?
"If only my grandmother had smoked long enough to see this."
Joe Hopper • Systems Analyst
"That's nothing. In Canada, they put a personalized eulogy on each pack."
Grace Stipe • Terminal Manager
"That packaging sounds very similar to our Christmas wrapping paper, for you see, I come from a family of monsters. Alas, I am the only normal-looking one, and my family's secret shame."
Carlos Pierce • Accountant