Clinton Diagnosed With Pneumonia

After cameras filmed her stumbling at a 9/11 memorial on Sunday, aides have confirmed Hillary Clinton is being treated for pneumonia and has canceled a string of upcoming fundraisers and TV appearances, leading critics to question her overall health and fitness to lead. What do you think?

“It’s a sobering reminder that any one of us could’ve been filmed leaving the 9/11 tribute early.”

Jean Barron • Spine Aligner


“I’m interested to see how the alt-right reacts to being marginally correct about something.”

Hank Lamantia • Cactus Smoother

“Yet another reason both she and Trump need to disclose pictures of their alveoli.”

Brock Bailey • Egg Inspector