Clown Sightings, Arrests On The Rise

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Since August, individuals dressed as sinister clowns have prompted a rash of arrests in North America and Europe, with many sightings involving butcher knives or predatory behavior. What do you think?

“Last I checked it was still legal for clowns to defend themselves with butcher knives in this country.”

Titus Wexler • Systems Analyst

“I didn’t study commedia dell’arte for six years to have these amateurs fuck up the whole institution.”

Norbert Larue • Retired Jogger


“It feels like everyone is spotting murder clowns but me.”

Faye Billings • Fleece Softener