After a decade without releasing a new flavor, Coca-Cola will launch an orange vanilla variety in stores this month, calling it “reminiscent of the creamy orange popsicles we grew up loving, but in a classically Coke way.” What do you think?

“Cut to the chase: What alcohol should I pair it with?”

Brian David • Vivisectionist

“I prefer savory flavors for my colas.”

Evie Bloggs • Phlebotomist

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“Seems like something you’ll get sick of after a few dozen cases.”

Harold McNally • Skydiving Instructor