A recent study found that people who drink two to four cups of coffee daily are 50 percent less likely to commit suicide than those who drink fewer than two cups a day, drink decaffeinated coffee, or don’t drink coffee at all. What do you think?

“This is going to make the people who say they can’t live without their coffee all the more insufferable.”
Bruno Conway • Glass Smoother

“Well, yeah, because you get all that negative energy out by killing all those beans.”
Laurie Klamer • Public Works Commissioner
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“If only Kurt Cobain would have sampled some of the fine blends Seattle has to offer.”
Hank Whitlatch • Racetrack Attendant