Recent studies have showed that coffee drinkers are likely to live longer than non-coffee-drinkers, regardless of whether their beverage of choice is regular or decaf. What do you think?
“Yeah, but coffee drinkers are also more alert and productive, so there’s a trade-off.”
Dan Udy • Screen-Machine Operator
“The study neglected to mention that hazelnut blend will make the last few years of your life unbearable.”
Fiona Stein • Unemployed
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“I’m so sick of scientists telling us that everything we thought was bad for us is actually good for us. Isn’t there any way to destroy your body anymore?”
Lou Kovacs • Dowel Pointer