In a reversal of its previous determination that drinking coffee can cause cancer, the World Health Organization has announced they’ve actually found no evidence that coffee contains carcinogens. What do you think?


“Finally, we can begin reopening our nation’s shuttered cafés.”

Isaac Ortberg • Systems Analyst

“I think they’ll change their minds once they find out about Dunkin’ Donuts’ Old Fashioned Butter Pecan Coffee Coolatta.”

Louise Shipman • Pond Skimmer

“Nothing can kill me now!”

Gus Toller • Unemployed