A study in the American Journal Of Epidemiology found that men who drank more than 7 liters of cola a week had reduced sperm counts. What do you think?
"You don't need so many sperm cells when the ones you have are refreshed to the max."
Ricky Said • Unemployed
"And with that many plastic bottles lying around, it’s also easy to slip and smack your balls on something."
Julian Whitby • Vehicle Glass Installer
"An interesting, but moot, discovery, as biologists have long known that male humans are repellent to the opposite sex once they hit the 5-liters-per-week consumption threshold."
Lucy Dean • Speech Pathologist