Cola Lowers Sperm Count

A study in the American Journal Of Epidemiology found that men who drank more than 7 liters of cola a week had reduced sperm counts. What do you think?

"You don't need so many sperm cells when the ones you have are refreshed to the max."

Ricky Said • Unemployed


"And with that many plastic bottles lying around, it’s also easy to slip and smack your balls on something."

Julian Whitby • Vehicle Glass Installer

"An interesting, but moot, discovery, as biologists have long known that male humans are repellent to the opposite sex once they hit the 5-liters-per-week consumption threshold."

Lucy Dean • Speech Pathologist


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