An experimental treatment in which a human virus carrying color-sensing genes was injected into monkeys' eyes resulted in a drastic reduction in red-green color blindness. What do you think?
"Wonderful. Now those monkeys can obey traffic lights like everybody else."
Mandy Fielding • Systems Analyst
"Of all the things I've injected into monkeys' eyes, I never considered experimental therapies."
Eric Hunt • Lab Technician
"Hopefully the monkeys will remember our act of generosity in the troubled era to come."
Jim Schmidt • Roof Bolter