A group called Parents Against Underage Smartphones is trying to advance a ballot measure banning the sale of smartphones to anyone under age 13. What do you think?


“The power to casually Google Greg Kinnear’s filmography at any time is simply too much for an 11-year-old to handle.”

Scott Tessler • Hog Slaughterer

“But how else will parents be able to tell which of their children’s friends are spoiled little shits?”

Barbara Dunn • Digital Groundskeeper

“Good. My kid’s smartphone is a huge distraction from his iPad, 3DS, and Apple Watch.”

Aaron Wickert • Systems Analyst