Colossal Supermassive Black Hole Discovered

Scientists at the Max Planck Institute for Astronomy in Germany announced the discovery of the biggest black hole ever recorded, a mammoth ultradense celestial body that is 17 billion times the mass of our sun. What do you think?

“Great, now I won’t be able to sleep at night knowing that thing is out there.”

James Pless • Sweatband Maker


“Shoot, I guess that means the Germans get to colonize it first.”

Bruce Kennedy • Animal Physiologist

“I don’t care if it’s the biggest black hole. I just want to know if it’s the best black hole.”

Kathy Halland • Sugar Grinder

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