A company called Osmosis Skincare has developed an ingestible sunscreen called UV-Neutralized Harmonized Water, which allegedly provides SPF 30 protection by making water molecules beneath the skin “vibrate” to cancel out harmful rays. What do you think?

“Finally, a sunscreen I can drink without shame.”

Randal Cohle • Systems Analyst

“I can’t wait to ask a hottie at the beach if he can help me out by pouring some UV-Neutralized Harmonized Water down my throat.”

Tory Monaghan • Multimedia Artist

“Can I still wear my sunglasses, or do I have to eat those, too?”

Jackson Dunn • Police Dispatcher