Company Using Magnets To Clean Up Space Debris

A Singaporean company has announced plans to use special, magnetic satellites to dispose of man-made debris in orbit around the earth. What do you think?

“I thought the whole point of space being infinite was to use it as a landfill.”

Lauren Supley • Patent Troll


“That pig John Glenn sure left a fucking mess up there.”

Adam Kelin • Small Game Hunter

“And they said garbagemen would never play among the stars.”

Burt Salisbury • Amateur Greeter