Completely Legal Reasons Pharmacists Can Use To Refuse Birth Control

Legally, pharmacists can refuse service if they think it might violate one of the thousands of religions known to humankind.

While not enshrined into law, respecting each other’s boundaries is important.

You have to be close enough to be handed the bag. They’re not gonna throw it across the CVS.

What a perfect job for them, then.

It starts out with one innocent pill, but the next thing you know, you’re taking them every day to get your fix.

Labor laws dictate that pharmacists have a one-hour lunch break during which they are not required to provide insatiable floozies with their slut pills.

Legal in 43 states.

No amount of Plan B is going to unring that bell now.

Many pharmacists harbor resentment against the adult women who dashed their hopes as gullible teens looking to party on the weekend.

Pharmacists unfortunately have every night to guesstimate your sexual taste and how likely you are to have sex to determine birth control eligibility.

Arguing with this would force you to confront the reality that you have no idea what HIPAA actually does.

At the very least, that needs to be signed by a doctor.

Shame on you for not knowing the contents of your nation’s founding document.

The right to withhold birth control out of spite is protected by law.

Maybe you should have thought about your healthcare before you decided to be poor.

Simple, honest, and to the point.

Keep on movin’. This ain’t one of those doggone liberal blue states, ya hear?

Just leave and come back when they restock.

Under our current laws, pharmacists can legally refuse care if they think your biological anatomy is even the slightest bit gross.

Hard to argue with that.